yet one more transit of venus

“Yaoi is a fully articulated, user-generated, open-source,
consumer-driven, formalistic commodification of women’s desire as a narrative genre, that women fap to.”

Flashback & Aside:
Ten thousand years ago, I was in a room full of women, setting up a 16mm projector
for an art-school sponsored screening of a documentary on female ejaculation – a how-to guide by a wimmen’s sex activist who had been invited to screen and discuss her work. The conference room was packed!

At this point, I was soooooooo happy to have gone back to University that I was about to faint. All I had to do is shut the f&%* up, unobtrusively help with the AV equipment, WATCH and LEARN. I might not have been the world’s best-looking or socially skilled guy, but if favored, I was determined to be sufficient to the task at hand, (as well as sensitive and well-mannered, and an all around price of a guy, of course – can you spell LOSER?).

Twelve jaw-dropping minutes later, as the filmmaker and star of the piece began her on-screen discussion of the actual mechanics of how every woman can pleasure herself to a very moist conclusion, the film broke!

Unhappy viewing audience time!