Greetings! Briggs N. Stratton, Emergency Blogging Hologram here and I’m guest-hosting this post because someone has been neglecting their responsibilities.”
Mudakun: “Leemmee alone, go away!”
B&S: “See what I mean? five months since the last post, only a few review threads on Twitter; even those have a meh! under-tone…”
Mudakun: “Terminate Emergency Blogging Hologram NOW!”
B&S: “Not happening Buddy Boy. Time to post something, anything.
Mudakun: “Don’t wanna, go away. Fyck off, get lost.
B&S: “Na-nee?”
Muda: “For reason numero one, this is gonna be a self-indulgent as wot read for anyone who bothers…
HEARTS OF FURIOUS FANCIES 